SNL - Rude Buddha / 粗魯佛祖

Linsay Lohan 客串

佛祖 - 受到世人的景仰
但是... 你了解佛祖不為人知的另一面嗎?


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滴水成河-A jug fills drop by drop (水壺由一滴滴的水裝滿)
Jugs另一個意思就是 ㄋㄟㄋㄟ, 所以我諧音亂翻
The facts of life - 性的知識
悟道薄荷糖 - EnlightenMint (Enlightenment)
Pork - 豬肉 (猶太人不吃豬), 當動詞是指性行為, 這邊也諧音亂翻
樹倒在森林 - 一個哲學的問題:
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
有顆樹在森林倒下, 但是四周都沒有人聽見, 那這樣它算有發出聲音嗎?

The Dirty Youth - Fight

Don't wanna go there, I've had a late night
I'm feeling nauseous, chemicals enter my brain
I'm a control freak, an internet geek
I get these cravings, to get out and escape

You know that it's fate, and now you can't see
You lose your conscience, and break the silence
The script is written, it's complicated
Oh, something's about to erupt

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight

I lose perception, don't wanna listen
Define the mess, and wait for you to try and explain
Is this addiction, or science fiction
The truth is out there, so get out and escape

Create distinction, to change your life now
Your private mission, open your vision
The script is written, this is corruption
Oh, something's about to erupt

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over

I lose control

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me pushing me
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight 

Mellowdrone - Fashionably Uninvited

All of these folks
On the TV have their reasons
Like you on your hill
Consuming en masse with your buddies

Evertyime I watch them all go by
I take in a breath and let out a sigh
I don't know how much of this I can handle
Excuse me is my rant taking too long?
Is it getting in the way of this lovely song?
Just promise me that you'll never leave
I'd die if you leave me

When I was young
All of these things didn't matter
But now times have changed
And I wasn't paying attention

So fuck you and your mass media toys
That make being alive seem like a chore
I don't know how much of this I can handle
Excuse me is my rant taking too long?
Is it getting in the way of this lovely song?
Just promise me that you'll never leave
I'd die if you leave me

SNL - Super Showcase / 超級展示會：香達與芳達

Maya Rudolph 客串

展示模特兒 - 香達與芳達

意圖使人笑場...


惡搞美國節目The Price Is Right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMFFGFmn20k
(牛肉跟九...  好想知道題目到底是什麼啊!)

The National - About Today

Today you were far away
and I didn't ask you why
What could I say
I was far away
You just walked away
and I just watched you
What could I say

How close am I to losing you

Tonight you just close your eyes
and I just watch you
slip away

How close am I to losing you

Hey, are you awake
Yeah I'm right here
Well can I ask you about today

How close am I to losing you
How close am I to losing