tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17483474629235805932023-12-25T14:40:35.906+08:00LoiTeR3LoiTeR3 - 影片 音樂 中文 字幕 翻譯Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.comBlogger192125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-79328809355159842462012-04-02T21:42:00.003+08:002012-04-02T21:45:56.079+08:00SNL - Rude Buddha / 粗魯佛祖<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/b0NqWlB4LTQ2MDkzODkuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">佛祖 - 受到世人的景仰</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">但是... 你了解佛祖不為人知的另一面嗎?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">滴水成河-<i>A jug fills drop by drop </i>(水壺由一滴滴的水裝滿)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">Jugs另一個意思就是 ㄋㄟㄋㄟ, 所以我諧音亂翻</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">The facts of life - 性的知識</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">悟道薄荷糖 - EnlightenMint (Enlightenment)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">Pork - 豬肉</span><span style="color: #b45f06;"> </span><span style="color: #b45f06;">(猶太人不吃豬)</span><span style="color: #b45f06;">, 當動詞是指性行為, 這邊也諧音亂翻</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">樹倒在森林 - 一個哲學的問題:</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><i>"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?</i></span><br />
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</span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-83680743547353419452012-03-28T22:05:00.000+08:002012-03-28T22:05:51.720+08:00The Dirty Youth - Fight<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y400G_XQe3s" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Don't wanna go there, I've had a late night</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">I'm feeling nauseous, chemicals enter my brain</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">I'm a control freak, an internet geek</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">I get these cravings, to get out and escape</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">You know that it's fate, and now you can't see</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">You lose your conscience, and break the silence</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">The script is written, it's complicated</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Oh, something's about to erupt</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">This time you've taken it too far</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Control freak this is who you are</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">I lose perception, don't wanna listen</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Define the mess, and wait for you to try and explain</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Is this addiction, or science fiction</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">The truth is out there, so get out and escape</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Create distinction, to change your life now</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Your private mission, open your vision</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">The script is written, this is corruption</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Oh, something's about to erupt</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">This time you've taken it too far</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Control freak this is who you are</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">I lose control</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">This time you've taken it too far</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">Control freak this is who you are</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">This time you've taken it too far</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: center;">All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me pushing me</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; 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</span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-67792744812199214122012-03-09T01:15:00.000+08:002012-03-09T01:15:05.051+08:00Mellowdrone - Fashionably Uninvited<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2aGuLpibGKI" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<b><i style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">All of these folks</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">On the TV have their reasons</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Like you on your hill</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Consuming en masse with your buddies</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Evertyime I watch them all go by</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">I take in a breath and let out a sigh</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">I don't know how much of this I can handle</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Excuse me is my rant taking too long?</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Is it getting in the way of this lovely song?</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Just promise me that you'll never leave</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">I'd die if you leave me</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">When I was young</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">All of these things didn't matter</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">But now times have changed</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">And I wasn't paying attention</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">So fuck you and your mass media toys</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">That make being alive seem like a chore</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">I don't know how much of this I can handle</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Excuse me is my rant taking too long?</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;">Is it getting in the way of this lovely song?</span><br style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: -webkit-left;" /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; 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</span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-4596167282069186822012-03-05T23:52:00.001+08:002012-03-05T23:52:26.573+08:00SNL - Super Showcase / 超級展示會:香達與芳達<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/SjdqWnRGLTQ1MzAwMjYuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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展示模特兒 - <b>香達</b>與<b>芳達</b><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">惡搞美國節目<b>The Price Is Right: </b></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMFFGFmn20k">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMFFGFmn20k</a><br />
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</div><div><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Today you were far away</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">and I didn't ask you why</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">What could I say</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I was far away</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">You just walked away</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">and I just watched you</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">What could I say</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">How close am I to losing you</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Tonight you just close your eyes</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">and I just watch you</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">slip away</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">How close am I to losing you</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Hey, are you awake</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Yeah I'm right here</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Well can I ask you about today</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">How close am I to losing you</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">How close am I to losing</span> </span></i></b></div><div><span style="background-color: white; color: #676767; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Maya Rudolph </b>&<b> Justin Timberlake</b> 客串</span><br />
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眾星好友們一同祝賀<b>Beyonce</b>跟<b>Jay-Z</b>的寶貝女兒<b>Blue Ivy</b>的誕生<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">因為現在是<b>歐巴馬</b>, 酸黑人就是顏色不對XD</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">諷刺從前是種族歧視的被害者</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">對到其他弱勢的族群時, 卻又變成加害者</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">詼諧的惡搞影片, 卻發人省思</span> <br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">林雙關語: (諧音有夠難翻...)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">豪取強奪 - Linvasion (入侵)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">豪強烈 - Lintense (強烈.熱情)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">不可書議 - Lindescribable - (難以言喻)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">墜入林網 - Lin Love (墜入情網)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">林林 - Linning - (惡搞<b>Charlie Sheen</b>口頭禪"Winning") </span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">看影片就懂了:<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg</a></span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">太驚亞了 - Amasian (驚訝)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">林是尼克的幸運餅乾 - Good Fortune (中國幸運餅乾) 就像我們會稱韓國為泡菜</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">黃金雞 - Chicken - 刻板印象黑人愛吃雞 </span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">林場表現 - Lincidence (事件)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">林爸投 - Mr. Roboto </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-7eZyPWtE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-7eZyPWtE</a><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">林朝 - Lin Dynasty (朝代)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">毫無林感 - Linsensitive (沒有感覺)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">書言(失言) - Lincorrect (錯誤) 那段是講政治不正確, 因為<b>歐巴馬</b>是黑人</span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Jason Whitlock</b> - <b>Fox</b>專欄作家, 之前林書豪對湖人得38分後在推特開了亞洲人的玩笑:</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><i>"Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight."</i></span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">(今晚紐約有某位幸運小姐要感受幾吋長的痛楚)</span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>ESPN</b>則是在對黃蜂輸球後下了標題 <i>"Chink in the armor"</i> 的歧視雙關語</span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">宮城師傅 - 電影<b><i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087538/">小子難纏</a></i></b> 師傅用打蠟教徒弟功夫</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">電影片段(大概1分55秒):<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PycZtfns_U">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PycZtfns_U</a></span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">阿罵跳舞 - 美國節目 <i>"孩子的爹不是你" </i></span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">影片:<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck</a></span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Jackie Robbins</b> - MLB傳奇球星, 黑人先鋒</span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-31256079137725695302012-02-22T20:06:00.003+08:002012-02-22T20:17:47.884+08:00SNL - Charles Barkley Post Game Translator / 老巴嘴砲翻譯機<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/ZE8xWXRlLTQ0OTYwNjkuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Charles Barkley</b> 客串</span><br />
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每次賽後採訪都是一堆場面話?<br />
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讓了解教練跟球員們的心內話?<br />
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快去下載由籃球嘴砲師<b>老巴</b>所推出的 - <span style="color: red;">"老巴嘴砲翻譯機"</span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">惡搞這些人的訪問片段:</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Andy Reid</b> - 老鷹教練 (自1999年以來, 再度開季1-4)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Bill Belichick</b> - 愛國者教練 (球隊取得13-3佳績, AFC第一)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Mike Shanahan</b> - 紅皮教練 (四連敗期間球隊平均11分)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">(<b>John Elway</b> - 名人堂四分衛)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Rex Ryan </b>- 噴射機教練 (在噴射機執教3季以來, 首度沒進季後賽)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>David Wright</b> - 大都會三壘手 (馬林魚跟費城人皆同為國東)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Kobe Bryan</b>t - 湖人一哥 (我是一哥我超強球給我)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Dwyane Wade</b> - 熱火一哥 (LBJ粉絲不要罵我)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>老巴</b> - (遇到喬神也只好自婊了)</span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-57125483970196757622012-02-17T22:46:00.008+08:002012-02-17T22:48:56.372+08:00SNL - Shots / 醉後決定帶壞你<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/YlhOdTJJLTQ0ODUyMTcuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Paul Reubens </b>&<b> Anderson Cooper</b> 客串</span><br />
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兩名男子喝醉後打主播跟警察<br />
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最後在朋友們的幫助下改邪歸正的勵志故事 (?)<br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Paul Reuben</b>s: 喜劇演員, 著名角色是<b>Pee Wee Herman</b></span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">後面那三個玩偶是</span><b style="color: #b45f06;">Pee Wee's Playhouse</b><span style="color: #b45f06;">的角色: </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcYGOIJhqo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcYGOIJhqo</a><br />
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<b><i><span style="color: #b45f06;">"我知道你是, 那我呢?" </span><span style="color: #b45f06;">I know you are, but what am I?</span></i></b><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">A: "你"是白癡!</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">B: 我知道"你"是, 那我呢?</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">看這個影片就會懂了: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8</a></span><br />
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<b style="color: #b45f06;">Anderson Cooper</b><span style="color: #b45f06;">: CNN主播</span><br />
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<b><i><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">SHOTS!</span></i></b>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-15220769770715626202012-02-15T23:29:00.001+08:002012-02-15T23:38:38.276+08:00SNL - You Forgot About Valentines Day / 你忘了情人節<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/T2RrSjl0LTQ0ODA3NjIuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Zooey Deschanel</b> 客串 </span><br />
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男朋友少跟筋?<br />
<b>Zooey</b>唱給妳聽<br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b><i>Mazel Tov</i></b> - 恭喜、祝好運 (希伯來語)</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b><i>USA Today</i></b> - <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/">今日美國日報</a></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><i><b>Mazel Tov!</b></i></span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-47678962137246072472012-02-14T00:40:00.000+08:002012-02-14T00:40:43.428+08:00The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0SkL9C782Ws" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">別再問了! 情人節快樂:) </span><br />
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<b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I once had a girlfriend,</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">But then one day she dumped me and everywhere</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I'd go people would ask me where she was.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I don't want to talk about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Someone always asks about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Or a great big truck ran her over</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">And chopped off her head.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I don't want to talk about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Someone always asks about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">So I tell them all she's dead.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Or the looks on thier faces when I tell them how</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">She passed away.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I don't want to talk about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Someone always asks about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">So I tell them all she's dead.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">(My girlfriend's dead)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">My girlfriend's dead you see,</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">It's a total lie, but it's easier on me</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Than having to admit she likes someone else.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">(My girlfriend's dead)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">My girlfriend's dead you know,</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Please change the subject or I am going to go</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Jump off a building and join her in heaven.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I don't want to talk about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Someone always asks about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">So I tell them all she's dead.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I once had a girlfriend,</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">But then one day she dumped me and everywhere</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I'd go people would ask me where she was.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">I don't want to talk about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">Someone always asks about her.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: left;">[x2]</span></span></i></b>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-29126472520654053502012-01-29T23:12:00.000+08:002012-01-29T23:12:02.017+08:00Laurent Wolf - No Stress<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/L9gmVCZtzDY" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">歡樂的假期就這樣結束了...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">開始上班上學的朋友們, 新的一年加油吧!</span><br />
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<b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Maybe I just wanna stay</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Just take it easy cause there's no stress.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I know it's not an awful crime,</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Something special in my mind,</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Nothing's gonna cause me distress.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I text my baby on her phone,</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Try to get her sexy body home</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">That's the way I wanna spend my day.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Got to find an alibi,</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Cause I don't wanna waste my time</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna feel distress.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No stress</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No need to fight against the feelings</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Because the life is not depressing</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No need to fight against the feelings</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Because the life is not depressing</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No stress</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Oh-oh</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Maybe I just wanna stay</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Just take it easy cause there's no stress.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I know it's not an awful crime</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Something special in my mind</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Nothing's gonna cause me distress.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I text my baby on her phone</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Try to get her sexy body home</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">That's the way I wanna spend my day</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Got to find an alibi</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Cause I don't wanna waste my time</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna feel distress.</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">It's not that I'm lazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No stress</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I think I'm just crazy</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Not depressing</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Oh-oh</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Oh-oh</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today </span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No need to fight against the feelings</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Because the life is not depressing</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No need to fight against the feelings</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Because the life is not depressing</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Oh-oh</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No stress</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Oh-oh</span><br style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I don't wanna work today</span> </span></i></b>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-32991313110173889152012-01-18T20:02:00.005+08:002012-02-16T00:37:01.662+08:00SNL - Mayan Calendar / 馬雅曆法<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/ajF2bDdlLTQ0ODA4MjUuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Charles Barkley </b>客串</span><br />
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馬雅人來告訴你2012世界末日的真相<br />
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馬雅人: 我石頭只能刻到2012還要跟你報告嗎? 不爽不要刻!<br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">Set in stone: 已成定局, 諧音翻</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">馬雅太陽年是20天算1個月, 1年18個月=360天</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b><i>Muluk</i></b>, <b><i>Ajaw</i></b>, <b><i>Chuwen</i></b>是日名, 總共有20個</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">詳細請參考:<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar</a></span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;">(其實我不確定, 所以有錯誤還請指正)</span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-13913131650656822582012-01-16T23:03:00.002+08:002012-01-16T23:03:59.357+08:00Lynyrd Skynyrd - Still Unbroken<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/SGZtY1NtLTQzMDg3MTAuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b><i style="background-color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Broken bones, broken hearts </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Stripped down and torn apart </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">A little bit of rust - I'm still runnin' </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Countin' miles, countin' tears </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Twisted roads, shiftin' gears </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Year after year - it's all or nothin' </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">But I'm not home, I'm not lost </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still holdin' on to what I got </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Ain't much left </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">No there's so much that's been stolen </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I guess I've lost everything I've had </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">But I'm not dead, at least not yet </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still alone, still alive, Still UNBROKEN </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm still alone, still alive, </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'M STILL UNBROKEN </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Never captured, never tamed </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Wild horses on the plains </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">You can call me lost - I call it FREEDOM </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I feel the spirit in my soul </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">It's something Lord I can't control </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'M NEVER GIVIN UP WHILE I'M STILL BREATHIN! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm not home, I'm not lost </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still holdin' on to what I got </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Ain't much left </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Lord there's so much that's been stolen </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I guess I've lost everything I've had </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm not dead, at least not yet </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still alone, still alive, Still UNBROKEN </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm still alone, still alive, </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">STILL UNBROKEN </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm still unbroken </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still Unbroken </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Like the wind, like the rain </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">It's all runnin through my veins </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Like a river pouring down into the ocean </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm out here on the streets </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">But I'm standing on my feet </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still alive, still alone, still unbroken </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm not home, I'm not lost </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still holdin' on to what I got </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Ain't much left </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Lord there's so much that's been STOLEN </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Guess I've lost everything I've had </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">But I'm not dead, at least not yet </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Still alive, still alone, Still Unbroken </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'm still alone, still alive, </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'M STILL UNBROKEN </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'M STILL ALONE! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">STILL ALIVE! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">STILL UNBROKEN! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'M STILL UNBROKEN! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I ain't never going down! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'M STILL UNBROKEN! </span></i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jennifer Lopez</b> 客串</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">惡搞 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogeyman"><b>Boogeyman</b></a> & <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smash_Mouth"><b>Smash Mouth</b></a></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: #b45f06;">Boogeyman</span></b>差不多就是我們的<b><span style="color: #b45f06;">虎姑婆</span></b>,會躲在衣櫃或床底下嚇小孩, 可以參考電影<a href="http://tw.movie.yahoo.com/mstory.html?id=1114&t=movie"><b>惡靈空間</b></a><br />
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麥當當那邊原意是<a href="http://www.bajafresh.com/" style="font-weight: bold;">Baja Fresh</a>:<b> </b>美國墨式速食店 <br />
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<b>Smash Mouth</b> - All Star (很多人應該都聽過, MV裡面有大家熟知的<b>Ben Stiller</b>跟<b>Dane Cook</b>等...)<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E&ob=av3e">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E</a><br />
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<b>Third Eye Blind</b> - Semi Charmed Life (爸爸搞混的嘟嘟嘟:)<br />
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這兩首KTV都點得到! (風景MV)Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-79537715856724120652012-01-09T20:57:00.013+08:002012-01-09T21:13:37.548+08:00SNL - The Japanese Office / 日本辦公室瘋雲<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/bGtmUXg1LTQyMDk4MjQuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ricky Gervais & Steve Carell</b> 客串</span><br />
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<b>Ricky</b>先酸了<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386676/">美國版The Office</a>抄襲他的<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290978/">英國版The Office</a><br />
(可以看一下<a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%BE%A6%E5%85%AC%E5%AE%A4_(%E7%BE%8E%E5%9C%8B%E9%9B%BB%E8%A6%96%E5%8A%87)">中文介紹</a>)<br />
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日本惡搞版: (可以點連結看看, 模仿的真的很機歪XD)<br />
<b>Steve Carell</b> 演 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOQOPr9CKI"><b>他自己</b></a><br />
<b>Jason Sudeikis</b> 演 <b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuCgiIs4VAs">Jim</a> </b><br />
<b>Bill Hader</b> 演 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRohSjCxc-o"><b>Dwight</b></a><br />
<b>Kristen Wiig</b> 演 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWE0lfdM2Ps"><b>Pam</b></a><br />
<b>Kenan Thompson</b> 演 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a8LaIME66M"><b>Stanley</b></a><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;">日文我聽我妹的, 是對是錯我不知道</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Michael Schur </b>是<b>The Office</b>的編劇</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Dunder Mifflin </b>是影集裡面的紙公司</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>Regis Philbin</b>:<b> </b>喔嗨唷衛生棉條廣告不知道有什麼特別意思@@?</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06;"><b>hana&sara </b>應該只是單純惡搞日文字</span><br />
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原版片頭: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_9OGnmBTow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_9OGnmBTow</a><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>It's funny, cause it's racist</i></b></span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-68081692858222086492012-01-05T21:21:00.001+08:002012-01-05T21:22:08.692+08:00Sarea - Another Me<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mH0hs5v5IzM" width="640"></iframe><br />
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faded and worn, vacant and torn<br />
memories go back to days so gray<br />
welcome to my new reality</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;">feel me<br />
won't you breathe me<br />
please me, come sweet death</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;">fragments from a lost eternity<br />
yesteryear built, yesterday burnt<br />
what's seeming endless is nothing but a lifetime<br />
join my final journey</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;">feel me<br />
won't you breathe me<br />
please me, come sweet death<br />
and as I open my eyes<br />
I kneel for the new born horizon<br />
taste me, another me</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;">why can't you heal me<br />
won't you speak to me<br />
join me, oh sweet death<br />
and as I open my eyes<br />
I kneel for the new born horizon<br />
embrace me, another me</span></i></b></div></div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" />Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-17863318734056256802012-01-03T19:20:00.005+08:002012-01-03T19:23:01.101+08:00SNL - Get Out / 出去 現在<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/cXBBejNCLTQxNDU0OTMuZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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同住屋簷下, 不得不出去<br />
這款的室友, 你受得了嗎?<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> <span style="color: #b45f06;"><b><i>便意就結束了...</i></b></span></span>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-76615558170922484462012-01-03T18:47:00.004+08:002012-01-03T18:48:34.123+08:00耶~ 再度破萬了<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirgvYVvjnhH1wSQyHrztHIWN2B_lA0tNCjV24nbxahxlgOhpKP7kTGJyP-4oktJkiKUMoqsypuc1yBkEdwzxBg5V-5OEToGz9OYix0TLJyGagy6UAogGZI03htVKW1QTBEWfPPjEZ36wgF/s1600/398631_306500866055850_194467897259148_876549_1994348277_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirgvYVvjnhH1wSQyHrztHIWN2B_lA0tNCjV24nbxahxlgOhpKP7kTGJyP-4oktJkiKUMoqsypuc1yBkEdwzxBg5V-5OEToGz9OYix0TLJyGagy6UAogGZI03htVKW1QTBEWfPPjEZ36wgF/s320/398631_306500866055850_194467897259148_876549_1994348277_n.jpg" width="217" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">耶斯~ 終於又破萬了~ </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">水管行行好, 這次至少讓我破兩萬在鎖我吧</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">不然我看下個頻道就只好叫</span><b><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">LoiTeR5566</span></b>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-64535603277070978842012-01-02T18:39:00.000+08:002012-01-02T18:39:28.630+08:00Billy Talent - Surrender<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/79PedGdBOI0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">She reads a book from across the street</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Waiting for someone that she'll never meet</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Talk over coffee for an hour or two</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">She wonders why I'm always in a good mood</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Killing time before she struts her stuff</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">She needs support and I've become the crutch</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">She'll never know how much she means to me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'd play the game but I'm the referee</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">[CHORUS]</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Every word, every thought, every sound</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Every touch, every smile, every frown</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">All the pain we've endured until now</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">All the hope that I lost you have found</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Surrender Yourself to me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Even though I know what I'm looking for</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">She's got a brick wall behind her door</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I'd travel time and confess to her</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">But I'm afraid she'd shoot the messenger</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">[CHORUS]</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I think I found a flower in a field of weeds </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I think I found a flower in a field of weeds</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Searching until my hands bleed</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">This flower don't belong to me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I think I found a flower in a field of weeds</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I think I found a flower in a field of weeds</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Searching until my hands bleed</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">This flower don't belong to me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">This flower don't belong to me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Why can't she belong to me?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Every word, every thought, every sound</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Every touch, every smile, every frown</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">All the pain we've endured until now</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">All the hope that I lost, you have found</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">[CHORUS]</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I never had the nerve to ask</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Has my moment come and passed?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I never had the nerve to ask</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Has my moment come and passed?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I never had the nerve to ask</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">Has my moment come and passed?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">(Surrender)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;">I never had the nerve to ask</span> </span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Katy Perry</b> 客串 <b>Christina Aguilera</b></span><br />
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又到了每年的這個時刻, 所有人一同迎接...<br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06; font-size: large;"><b><i>天啟:世界末日 </i></b></span><br />
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(今年必看的賀歲大片)<br />
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*惡搞:<br />
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598822/"><b>New Year's Eve</b></a> (101次新年快樂) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=budEuFHxCzs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=budEuFHxCzs</a> <br />
<a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%8C%B1%E5%85%92%C2%B7%E8%8A%AD%E8%8E%89%E6%91%A9"><b>Drew Barrymore</b></a><br />
<b><a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%89%BE%E5%B8%8C%E9%A0%93%C2%B7%E5%BA%AB%E5%A5%87">Ashton Kutcher</a> </b><br />
<b><a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%8F%B2%E8%87%98%C2%B7%E8%A5%BF%E6%91%A9%C2%B7%E8%8D%B7%E5%A4%AB%E6%9B%BC">Philip Seymour Hoffman</a> </b><br />
<b><a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%85%8B%E6%96%AF%E6%B1%80%C2%B7%E9%84%A7%E6%96%AF%E7%89%B9">Kirsten Dunst</a> </b><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Alda"><b>Alan Alda</b></a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Roker"><b>Al Roker</b></a> 知名氣象播報員 (<i>neck of the woods</i>是他著名的口頭禪)<br />
<a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%85%8B%E8%8E%89%E7%B5%B2%E6%B1%80%C2%B7%E9%98%BF%E5%A5%8E%E8%90%8A%E6%8B%89"><b>Christina Aguilera</b></a> <br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Gooding,_Jr."><b>Cuba Gooding Jr.</b></a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Marshall"><b>Penny Marshall</b></a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulie_Gualtieri" style="font-weight: bold;">Paulie Walnuts</a> (八方固 我不知道是什麼XD)<br />
<a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%87%AF%E4%B8%BD%C2%B7%E5%AE%89%E4%B8%9C%E5%B0%BC%E4%B9%8B%E6%AD%BB" style="font-weight: bold;">Cathy Anthony</a> (涉嫌殺死女兒)<br />
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<span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">祝各位朋友新年快樂 :)</span><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></span>(跨年倒數請小心隕石)Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-66169646017645894082011-12-29T22:59:00.007+08:002011-12-29T23:18:02.939+08:00SNL - Flirting Expert / 調情專家<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T0qjBTm2IxY" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">又要過年了... 找不到伴一起跨年嗎?</span><br />
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<b><i><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">雙手舉高高 男人凍未條</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">雙腳張開開 男人笑嗨嗨</span></i></b><br />
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(<b>Kristen Wiig</b>真的放得好開)Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-65988791137738665052011-12-28T21:49:00.007+08:002011-12-28T22:12:45.382+08:00SNL - Soulmate / 靈魂伴侶<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lis_noiI66o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Katy Perry</b> 客串</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bobby</b>真是賺翻了!</span><br />
<i><span style="font-size: large;"><b>(Russell Brand</b>表示:...)</span></i><br />
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/"><b><i>Ghostbusters</i></b></a> (<b>抓鬼特攻隊</b>)<b> Winston</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-QoVoa3mXA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-QoVoa3mXA</a><br />
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086827/"><b><i>Who's the Boss?</i></b></a> (<b>妙管家, 誰是老大?</b>) <b>Mona</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGO45NYTrWs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGO45NYTrWs</a><br />
<a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%8F%A0%E5%84%BF%C2%B7%E5%85%8B%E5%B0%94%E5%A5%87"><b>Jewel</b></a> (歌手, 也有寫詩) 這首應該蠻多人聽過: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5Wg25NAt8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5Wg25NAt8</a><br />
<b>Ostroconophobia</b>: 查無此字, 我亂掰的<br />
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<b><i><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">I ain't got nothing, if I ain't got love~</span></i></b>Loiter3http://www.blogger.com/profile/13692878513269154344noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1748347462923580593.post-47938760550983209102011-12-26T22:54:00.004+08:002011-12-31T15:25:26.628+08:00SNL - Christmas Duets / 聖誕合唱精選<iframe frameborder="0" height="360" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://vlog.xuite.net/embed/ZkIxcWdXLTQxMzA5NDguZmx2?ar=0&as=0" width="640"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Michael Buble & Jimmy Fallon </b>客串</span><br />
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<b>Buble</b>與他的好朋友們帶來聖誕歌曲, 慶祝聖誕佳節<br />
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歌單依序為:<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oUAnGcT--A">O Come All Ye Faithful </a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihwLr4iyRPE">Deck The Halls</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5LROczmJHg">I Saw Three Ships</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2MFducncsg">Jingle Bells</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5auBkT84N4">Up On The Roof Top</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-b5IC_Jsfc">Angels We Have Heard On High</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF1xcKW2e-g">12 Days Of Christmas</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jr-2eyRtV4">Oh Holy Night</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T4WB2zfmps">Silent Night</a><br />
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以下為被惡搞的本人<br />
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<b>Sting</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lWwBslWqg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lWwBslWqg</a><br />
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<b>Taylor Swift</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjmX49E00EA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjmX49E00EA</a><br />
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<b>M.I.A</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y</a><br />
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<b>Russell Brand</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uhmnNnmL8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uhmnNnmL8</a><br />
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<b>Scotty McCreery</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDdMlGtA1A">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDdMlGtA1A</a><br />
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<b>Thom Yorke</b>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8</a><br />
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<b><i><span style="background-color: black; color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Welcome to the land of questions</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Welcome to the isle of lore</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Where the veil came crumbling down</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">There it all began</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">The Germination</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; 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text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I close my eyes, Inis Mona</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">And reminisce of those palmy days</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I moon o'er you, Inis Mona</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">As long as I breathe</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I'll call you my home</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">20 years I have walked your barrows</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Years of emulous youth</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I followed the path of the wise</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">There it all was sown,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">The inspiration</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Removing the seven seals</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">There it was revealed</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Enigma and freedom</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Unclosing an unseen door</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Escalate the sense</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Enhancing to join the dawn</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I close my eyes, Inis Mona</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">And reminisce of those palmy days</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I moon o'er you, Inis Mona</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">As long as I breathe</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I'll call you my home</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Escalate the sense</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">Enhancing to join the dawn</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I close my eyes, Inis Mona</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">And reminisce of those palmy days</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;">I moon o'er you, Inis Mona</span><br style="font-family: verdana, arial; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, arial; 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